Raised beds of plants circle a sign that says "Thyme to grow!" in a school garden.

Spring is on its way! We hope you’re getting ready for the warmer weather, more time outdoors, a return to the garden, and lush plants growing all around.

No matter what’s growing near you, you can enjoy these plant jokes with kids (and grown-ups!) of all ages. Let us know which one is your favorite on social media @foodcorps!

Plant Jokes for Kids

What’s the scariest plant?
Bam-boo!

What kind of flower grows on your face?
Tulips!

What kind of plant grows in the dark?
A light bulb.

How does a plant answer the phone?
“Aloe?”

What kind of plant is always cold?
A chili.

What did the flower do first thing in the morning?
It rose.

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hey, bud!”

Why couldn’t the gardener grow any flowers?
He hadn’t botany.

What did one cactus say to another?
“Looking sharp!”

What do you call a cocoa seed that’s running behind?
Choco-late.

Why do trees make good cheerleaders?
They’re always rooting!

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.

What is a plant’s favorite number?
Tree!

What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!

Where did the plant want to travel?
All clover the world.

What do you call a nervous tree?
A sweaty palm.

There once was a girl who only ate plants.
You probably never heard of herbivore.

How do you know if a plant joke is funny?
Beets me.

Liked this post? Keep the jokes coming! Print out this garden joke teller at home or at school and follow the folding instructions for a family-friendly dinnertime activity.