13 Foodie Halloween Jokes for a Scary Fun Time
Creepy, crawly, delicious jokes for your Halloween celebrations.
Creepy, crawly, delicious jokes for your Halloween celebrations.
Happy Halloween! It’s the season for costumes, treats—and instead of tricks, these food-filled Halloween jokes! Share these Halloween jokes with your kids around the dinner table, on the way to school, or before trick-or-treating. Make sure to let us know if you can think of any others!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
What is the scariest fruit?
Boo-berry!
What does a skeleton say before dinner?
Bone appétit!
What do you get when you cross a witch with a watermelon?
A fruit fly!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
What is a vampire’s OTHER favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine!
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What do monsters put on their bagels?
Scream cheese!
What do they serve at a haunted barbecue restaurant?
Spare ribs!
What did the zombie put on his meatloaf?
Grave-y!
Why was the corn afraid to go to the Halloween party?
Because it was poppin’!
What is a witch’s favorite vegetable?
Spell-ery!
What about a scarecrow’s favorite vegetable?
Scare-ots!
Got any great foodie Halloween jokes? Send them our way on social media @foodcorps!
Related read: Hungry for more veggie jokes? Check out 15 Garden Jokes on our website.
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