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Happy Halloween! It’s the season for costumes, treats—and instead of tricks, these food-filled Halloween jokes! Share these Halloween jokes with your kids around the dinner table, on the way to school, or before trick-or-treating. Make sure to let us know if you can think of any others!

Foodie Halloween Jokes:

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Squash! 

What is the scariest fruit?

Boo-berry! 

What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appétit! 

What do you get when you cross a witch with a watermelon?

A fruit fly! 

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange!

What is a vampire’s OTHER favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine! 

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?

A sourpuss! 

What do monsters put on their bagels?

Scream cheese!

What do they serve at a haunted barbecue restaurant?

Spare ribs! 

What did the zombie put on his meatloaf?

Grave-y! 

Why was the corn afraid to go to the Halloween party?

Because it was poppin’! 

What is a witch’s favorite vegetable?

Spell-ery! 

What about a scarecrow’s favorite vegetable?

Scare-ots! 

Got any great foodie Halloween jokes? Send them our way on social media @foodcorps! 

Related read: Hungry for more veggie jokes? Check out 15 Garden Jokes on our website.